Monday, April 23, 2012

The Assassin and I have CNBC on all day unless there's a baseball game on. We're the part of the 99% who squirreled away a couple of bucks and doesn't want to work until we're 80 even if it requires buying a few less jerseys and not owning a douchephone.

I'm not the main target for the smart phone market. Kids are being convinced that they're world will fall apart if they aren't in constant contact with their little shitbird buddies.

The first lawn mowing is looming.

My Cubs don't have much in the way of power hitting and the pitching is mediocre at best. This is gonna be a long one.

Exchanged vows at the Grand Canyon. That's hippie talk.

Friday, April 6, 2012


Right at 2:50 is one of the classic movie lines of all time from Mac Davis. I can't believe a football coach would encourage his players to knock the opposing team's players out of the game for chump change. 1500 bucks for a knockout!?! That's some serious cash.

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

As car commercial go, this is a good one.

Turned 54 years old yesterday. Had a great day. Got a slick hat and a pair of Jordans. Photos coming.

Ermisch asked if there was one piece of information I could him since he's 30 years younger than me. I told him to enjoy his time with his mother and father. Once they're gone they're gone and as Mrs said -'a little part of you dies with them'.