For Christ's sake it's just a corn dog. This is also a photo of our new retiree in the family. As of October 1st she joined our ranks.

We got up with an alarm at 4:30 and 5 in the morning for just about all of the 36 years we've been married so getting up at 6:30, 7, 7:30 and even a few 8's doesn't take much of an adjustment.

Since I've jumped through all the hoops to find my password I may post here occasionally. I want my great nephew Daniel to find this stuff when he's 20 and remark about how concerned he is that he's a blood relative of mine.

Let's keep it short. I arrived at my psychiatrist's office to find the building he worked out of being demolished. I received no notice of this. Somehow, I found his new office. I was late arriving for my appointment. No rush. They had no record of me as a patient. Wonderful.

Happy Earth Day

RIP Jimmy Boy

I used to ride a bike in the winter and now, not so much. I do walk with my Sassy dog quite a bit. I'm 56 but like 11 on the inside. If you're younger than 50 then you have no excuse to not ride your bike in the winter unless you're worried about falling causing spiral fracture or is it spiral ham. Oh, that Smithers is a fucking beauty.

By the way, the above photo was staged. It was shot on the same sound stage that NASA faked the space program footage on.

I need to carry my crappy pocket camera with me more to shoot exciting photos of my alley and the guy down at the park flooding the ice rink.

Yeah baby, long beautiful hair!

Yeah, I was sexy. Move along.