Thursday, November 6, 2008

I can see you dressed like a girl today

Mrs says that when another woman compliments her about her hair it's time to schedule a beauty shop appointment. Conversely, if you know another woman went to the beauty shop recently it's mandatory to compliment her hair. These concepts don't hold true for me. I may say something like - 'I've never seen you with your hair combed before' or 'Didn't have time to do anything with your hair today, huh' or something equally complimentary.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Hope wins out over fear

I hope you ignored the weather and rode your bike to work. A little girl on a tiny Surly Crosscheck rode her bike to work. You can do it.

In the end the cool half black guy won out over the old white guy and his screwy hockey mom. I don't think Obama is liberal enough.

Just 3 days to the cyclocross race at the Velodrome. I will not ring my cowbell for any roadies I deem to be unappreciative. You know who you are.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Richie can do it

Hopefully Obama wins today and McCain's f-ed up hockey mom can go back to Alaska to hunt moose and babysit her illegitimate grandchildren. Alaska has 680, 000 people living there which is roughly a quarter the population of Chicago. Come to think of it maybe Richie could run both Chicago and Alaska and save both places some tax money. Richie could bring in his own ward bosses to shape things up.

Monday, November 3, 2008

Who's on the phone?


I'm chatting with my buddy Super Rookie about how awesome the Velo Cross Race on Saturday, November 8th is going to be. Those kids at Little Guy Racing sure know how to put on a good race. I wish I could race but I'm just happy the cortisone shot is still allowing me to walk down a flight of stairs. I love this picture of me.

To Super Rookie and Dis(pencer)

Velo Cross this Saturday! You gotta be shitting me. I'm going to cheer on Hans in his return to cross racing. I'm going to start saving dollar bills for hand up or a strip joint...whichever comes first. Mrs may also make an appearance which is quite something considering it's her birthday weekend. I smell a Kohl's run.

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Biking schmiking

I love basketball. Basketball is why I'm eventually going to get that knee replaced. Skibby, our number 1 draft choice in Chicago (Derrick Rose) is something special. He's lightning fast and a great passer. Nobody will ever be MJ again. He was once in a lifetime.

Saturday, November 1, 2008