Chicago Bureau Chief PW submitted these photos. This is Trump Tower where I'm sure a Coke at the bar is only like 7 dollars.
The name change as submitted for the Parade Bike has been considered and rejected. Come on, it's Comiskey Park. If you look closely at Soldier Field you see where the old meets the new which is complete bullshit.

Don't worry kids, the picture of the tree is coming.

No seriously, is a Mini Cooper what a woman gets when they're headlong into their midlife crisis? I had my midlife crisis when I was 20 and figured out I wouldn't be pitching for the Cubs.

I'm here for you Vikings fans. Come down from that ledge, skippy. The NFC sucks right now including the Super Bowl champs. Eventually, the Vikings will be playing those weak NFC North teams and everything will be ok.

How come those Republicans keep spewing shit that the Stimulus Package failed? I bet those auto workers who kept their jobs would tend to disagree.

I've got a load of towels to wash, lovechunks. Behave yourself.

Oh yeah, your father and I met by trading photos of our genitals on our douchephones...

It was warm in the house so I turned the ac back on and I don't feel bad about it.

I feel your pain, sporty. A couple of years ago the Cubs had the best record in baseball and were dispatched in 3 by the Dodgers. But, when team that finishes 17 games under .500 draws 3 million fans there's really no reason to break the bank with free agents.

I have not had a lot of luck with i-pods so I can't see spending too much to buy one.

Waiting for Scanny. I pumped the football up. Let's see what kind of hands the boy has. I bet you can see me throwing a pass to my neighbors as they get off the bus on 42nd Street. Life is short. Go long.

A kid from down the block came by in his Boy Scout uniform selling wreaths and other assorted greenery for the holiday season. I asked who his parents were and we know them. His mother was our block captain for a couple of years. Yeah I know, I should probably hold that position. But the kid came by himself and gave his sales pitch. I bought a lot of that crap (pizza, nuts, candy, canned tuna, dryer sheets) when my co-workers brought the catalog to work (I had a job once, douchy) but I liked that this kid was pounding the pavement by himself.

What's the moral of this? Send your kids out to sell their crap and stop bringing that catalog to work to shame your co-workers.

I bought a rather nice centerpiece and may track the kid down to buy a wreath too.

Fridays

Are you as excited about the tree turning as I am ?

Do you like the new header photo? Would you shake the guy's hand at a party?

I hope the nuns are rolling over in their graves about the way I turned out.

At this time I would like all Vikings fan to get a bag to hyperventilate in to. I like Randy Moss. He's a knucklehead. Got your bags ready? Tom Brady is a better quarterback right now than Brett Favre is. He has been for quite a while. Those championships are hard to argue with. I hope Moss is so happy to be back in the land of milk and honey that he puts out in order to get a contract extension.

Have a great weekend. It's going to be really nice in Minnesota. YOU ROADIES NEED TO PUT AIR IN THE OLD LADY'S BIKE TIRES AND GO FOR A RIDE WITH HER. YOU DON'T NEED TO RIDE WITH OTHER ROADIES FROM HERE TO STILLWATER OR DULUTH OR MOSCOW. YOU DON'T NEED TO TRAIN. YOU'RE NOT GONNA WIN ANY RACES.

Hockey game on in the background while waiting for baseball game to start at 1:30. You know it pal. I don't think they should play 162 baseball games and then have a best of 5 series to start the playoffs.

Randy Moss had to really piss them off in Boston for them to trade him after 4 games. I'm happiest for all those Vikings fans who held onto their $250 Moss jerseys because they can pull them out again. I have a Moss jersey that I bought cheap after he was traded to Oakland.

East Lansing appears in the stats. East Lansing should be at a cheap motel putting up the big numbers. Congrats from the Wroblewski's.

I just found out that Agent Hotchner from Criminal Minds was the guy from Dharma and Greg. That's some repugnant shit. I hope he made a lot of money playing that stroke.
I'm taking a photo of my Sugar Maple every day at 11 am until the leaves have turned and then fallen off.
Come on Twinkie fans, even a blind squirrel gets a nut every now and then. You fall into 2 camps. Those of you who drank the Kool Aid (Stick and Ball Guy) who think the Twins are the '27 Yankees and the chickenshits who are so sure you can't beat the big bad Bronx Bombers.

I had the hot dogs yesterday.

Yeah, I read your tweets and I'm absolutely floored by your wit.

You people all have douchephones. More photos on Facebook and less pontificating about how you had to go to work today or how you're unsure of how fucked up your relationship is.