Fridays

Of course I watched the Royal Wedding. The dress was beautiful. The crowds were enthusiastic and the weather was great. Had to leave before the official kiss but that's the way it goes.

It's a nice day so I'm going to ride my bike at least a quarter of a mile farther than normal.

What if all these other guys turn into Ryan Leaf and Christian Ponder is an NFL success story. It's just a game. No wait, it's a 9 billion dollar industry.

We're not sure where we're watching the Royal Wedding.

With the Blackhawks out of the playoffs we now root for the Boston Bruins.

Baseball on tv at 11:30 this morning. Giants at Pittsburgh.

Yeah yeah sure sure I rode a bike in the light rain this morning and now I want a medal.

Too much of life can be explained here.

Rainy Tuesday

Dash cam on Houston light rail vehicles. Love the music too.

Yeah, the colors clash. You can piss on my grave for that too.

Hope you had a good Easter and were politically incorrect when you passed the ham. I took the Assassin out at 7 am and only changed jammies as the laundry basket was passing me. Yes, I walked the young lady in cut-off Zubaz just in time for some little bitch riding down 42nd Street to roll her eyes at my outfit. Fuck you and your grade school rubber boots, honey.

Breakfast with the Plumber today was smashing as always. Today is National Plumbers Day. Sure, everybody makes fun of the crack until it's time for the dirty work.

Blackhawks force a Game 7 with Vancouver. Do I hate those Sedin brothers? Let me count the ways.

The ham for Easter is smoked, homeboy.

Mrs and I just finished watching the first season of Dexter. We love it.

Just saw our elderly neighbor getting picked up by Metro Mobility on one of the Assassin's many walks and she said I look thinner. So there.

90 victories wins the American League Central.

Law enforcement agencies in Minnesota are cracking down on 'distracted drivers'. So keep your douchephone well hidden and avoid shaving your legs in the car as well as doing any crafts while driving. If you get caught just tell them that All The Way Ray said it was ok to drive with a blanket over your head.

You know it's like when people get all sentimental about going to the cabin with the lake and the loon shit and the mosquito bites. I get that way when I'm in downtown Chicago when the L goes overhead. To each his own, baby, to each his own.

I didn't see the No Parking sign for sweeping which was about 75 feet down the street. This is my 3rd parking ticket in 29 years of living in Minneapolis. At least the car didn't get towed.

Aah, fuck that ticket. We've got a baseball game on right now (Boston vs. Toronto). My brother from Chicago is in Minneapolis on business so he brought the donuts (America Runs On Dunkin, B) and the Sunday Sun Times so life is good.