Seeking A Friend For The End Of The World CLIP #5 (2012) Steve Carrell, ...

Fridays

If the mothers of our country band together to force an assault weapons ban, then it will happen. That's more of an analytical statement than a personal feeling about gun control.

My mother Addie was born 89 years ago yesterday and we got a big ass pumpkin pie to celebrate it. Ma's influence on my life is profound.

I hit 5000 miles on the bike yesterday. Not bad for an older fella with a fucked up knee.

We belong to the YWCA which just happens to be across from a Little Ceasar's Pizza. Hey Sporty, a five dollar pizza isn't all that f-ing bad.

I feel like a bit of a shitheel for bringing home a stocking cap that was lost near the sledding hill at a nearby park. It's a Carhartt. Junior should keep better track of his shit.

Little Andy Reid

BWG

Fridays

Once upon a time I did some cyclocross races.Go down the page a little for the recap. It was fun.

Just hours left until your 48 hour furlough.

Saturday could be a big leaf raking day but let's not get carried away.

You see, it's a squirrel and all that's between it and the dog is the window.

Maybe 8 percent unemployment is the new normal as they say. When we're at full employment we've got a lot of slapdicks in the workplace. I tried not to be one of the slappies.

What happens if we finally leave Afghanistan and then they ramp up terrorism again? Will we go back or just find another country to invade?

Maybe the squirrel thinks the glass pumpkin is real.

I'd like to rake some leaves but I felt a rain drop when I went outside to fill the bird feeder. I'm feeding them the cheap shit. Fuck them and their diets.

'Everyone is in their own little coma' - Mrs

'People could be 90% smarter by being 2% more observant' - Mario

I know some people who are hard to employ.

Married 32 years as of Monday. Yeah, she's a saint. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

Go back to work. You'd think this would be a better country with all the GD hours you're working.

Put this bad boy in those Allina lunch bags!