I split my skinny jeans open in the ass area

Waiting to hear about a Chicago Blackhawks jersey from a dealer. He's contacting the consignor to see if my offer is ok.

I'm just not excited to ride a bike in this rainy weather. Why? I rode 19 miles yesterday but a warm house and the dogs are more enticing than freezing my balls off.

I'm going to use this media as my Twitter and my Twitter for food and coffee updates. Shit, now I'm confused.

Using the Google Map thingy I determined that the house I grew up in was 3.5 miles from Wrigley Field and about 5 miles from the house Mrs grew up in.