Unreturned texts and e-mails will land you on probation. Johnny Boy, I didn't return the Polish flag email because we both understand the sorrow of the plane crash in Poland.
Checking out bus routes to Opus. I didn't say I was going, now did I?
Opening Day at Target Field. So when I ridiculed the Metrodome and you Minnesotans always told me - 'The dome isn't so bad' - you were lying. Now you're going to tear the Dome a new asshole and act like you invented the concept of outdoor baseball.
I'm pretty damn excited about the NHL playoffs.
It's dog walk time, scooter. Have a good day.
