Both dogs go to the vet today for their yearly pap smear. I really don't look forward to this.
Try your hardest to come up with some witty stuff when teasing people. You're not funny when you turn around a couple of words someone says and then stand there like a proud fucking peacock. Example: Your co-worker say he's worked there for 10 years. You then make some ass-holish comment about how he shows up and what he does couldn't be considered "work".