We're not going anywhere for Memorial Day. Stop asking.
Rasta, you know that riding fixed means you don't get to coast?
Call in sick tomorrow. You deserve an extra day off.
I can't go back to a place (Las Vegas) where I was used to having a drink in my hand 23 hours a day.
If it's Thursday it must mean there's day baseball games.
People who practically eloped (we gave our families 24 hours notice) find it hard to get excited about going to weddings.
My vacation starts in 4 hours.
