Fridays

Photo submitted by Chicago Bureau Chief Paul W.

If you are on your bike and see someone with a rear type bike rack on their car, take fucking cover because they're dangerous drivers.

Most weekdays I ride a bicycle 20 miles and drive a car 15 or so. When you're in your car resist those borderline opportunities to be a dick. You know what I mean, sporty. There are times when just a little patience makes everything better for all parties involved.

Fridays

Going to Kohl's this afternoon to get a second summer shirt for events that a 200 dollar sports jersey aren't appropriate for.

Some prick hacked my email and sent everybody a sob story about the Queen mugging me and leaving me for dead. They also wiped out my inbox and contacts list. Email me at wroblewski58@yahoo.com if we communicate by that method occasionally or just fucking email me to say hello and tell me what a horse's ass I am.

It's cute to say you're never going to retire or you'll work till you're 70 but actually doing it is another matter. As my old buddy Red pointed out, we'll have old fuckers dying every day at work so we better keep a meat wagon handy.

Fridays

I counted the baseball jerseys. There are 50 of them.

The economy didn't add enough jobs in May (69,000) which means the stock market is going to take a hard hit today in my opinion. I'll vote for Obama again in November but I don't think he's going to win a second term. The head coach always gets canned because that's the way it is.

Speaking of the current numbers I believe I'm at about 1500 miles ridden on my little bicycle for the year. It's only a bicycle and none of them are worth a fuck unless they get ridden.