Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Monday, September 17, 2012

I'm already waiting in line for the new douchephone

If you're so regressed socially that you need Twatter then my handle is @alltheway_RAY. No, I don't give a fuck if you follow me. Of course, I may follow you back and comment. The nerve of the motherfucker!

Parents of Occupy Wall Street kids agree to unlock their trust funds

I cleaned the fucking chains on 3 of our bikes so get off my ass.

No, we're not imperfect beings living in an IMPERFECT world. The world is PERFECT and we're going to do our best to fuck up our planet.

A meager attempt is underway to ride 5000 miles this year. I'm currently at about 3400. It's all weather dependent, Jimmy.

Some guy who had to stop for the light at 42nd and 28th remarked that I was the blogger guy and why did I stop posting. My laziness knows no bounds although I did clean the chains, take out the garbage and clean the shit bowl. Let's not start suckin' each others dicks just yet.