Thursday, September 26, 2013

Have you seen me with the Stanley Cup? It was a big deal for me.

I can't find Snakecroth's new blog and I need to read about his pursuit of a yeti. That, and all his stories about bangin' cocktail waitresses, two at a time.

Why haven't I been blogging? Cuz I'm as lazy as the day is long.

Does Walter White have a douchephone? Fuck no, he has a flip phone so get over yourself and stop showing me pictures of kids. Pictures of dogs are always ok. By the by, I myself purchased a new flip phone from Best Buy. The kid had to dig deep in the storeroom.

I look like an idjit riding a tandem with nobody on the back but you look perfectly natural walking down the street staring at a fucking cell phone. You can't do that too much in Chicago because some motherfucker will hit you in the head with a brick and take it away.

I enjoyed a solid 10 minutes of yard work this morning.

A half hearted attempt is underway to ride 3371 miles this year so I can eclipse my recent low total from 2011 when I got my new recliner.

Is it too early to start talking about Almonzo?


Snakebite said...

Almonzo has your name written all over it.

Red said...

It's never too early to talk about Almanzo. Or the Arrowhead 135.