Put this bad boy in those Allina lunch bags!

RIP Steve Sabol

I'm already waiting in line for the new douchephone

If you're so regressed socially that you need Twatter then my handle is @alltheway_RAY. No, I don't give a fuck if you follow me. Of course, I may follow you back and comment. The nerve of the motherfucker!

Parents of Occupy Wall Street kids agree to unlock their trust funds

I cleaned the fucking chains on 3 of our bikes so get off my ass.

No, we're not imperfect beings living in an IMPERFECT world. The world is PERFECT and we're going to do our best to fuck up our planet.

A meager attempt is underway to ride 5000 miles this year. I'm currently at about 3400. It's all weather dependent, Jimmy.

Some guy who had to stop for the light at 42nd and 28th remarked that I was the blogger guy and why did I stop posting. My laziness knows no bounds although I did clean the chains, take out the garbage and clean the shit bowl. Let's not start suckin' each others dicks just yet.

I'd be pretty pissed off too if you fucked up my umbrella.

Fridays - Olympics Edition

You just won't look at some tits on the internet, will you sporty? That's why the Black Assassin and I are stuck watching 60 hours of GD beach volleyball.

I mowed the lawn but I'm not legendary.

Summer coming to a close for the pathletes. They're too smart to ride a bike in the winter.

2520 miles so far for a chunky MF on his bike. Stick that in your ass, pathletes.