Yes, for many of you, it is a douchephone. This is especially true for anyone under 18.
Mrs birthday is coming up and she has a detailed set of plans to celebrate it.
Facebook is like my college alumni newsletter. It's all the happy news that's fit to print.
I quit Twitter after Snowy Bear died. I still have the account but there's a definite lack of interest.
All that's left to do is the ladder act cleaning out the gutters and roof valleys. Can I get a witness?