Thursday, February 23, 2012

Some people don't believe me when I tell them how much this shit sells for. I'd have to win the lottery before I'd pay 3 grand for a No-show Moreno jersey. I'm a jersey scavenger. I buy jerseys from guys who get traded or dropped. In that spirit I'm looking for a Prince Fielder Brewers jersey for the right price.

I saw some guy skiing at Hiawatha Golf Course yesterday afternoon. Talk about a diehard. I used to cross country ski but I fell down too much so I continued riding my bike in the winter instead of parking it in November.

Since they're fixing that bicycle bridge over Hiawatha they may as well correct one of the other design flaws. When the bridge was built benches were installed but as Hurl pointed out there are no ash trays adjacent to the benches which is bullshit.

A lot of shows on what I call regular cable such as Justified, Breaking Bad and The Walking Dead contain liberal use of the words shit, asshole and GD-it. But why is the word fuck banned? It's true that I never heard my mother use the word but it's usage is so widespread that it just doesn't have the same oomph that it one had.

Let's have this presidential election next Tuesday and be done with this shit. You know who you're going to vote for. I mean, come on, are 8 more months of shit slinging going to change your mind?


All The Way Ray said...

I was wrong. The Moreno jersey is going for 4 grand but I bet if you offer 3500 he'll take it.

jester said...

For $4K, it should come with a blow job from one of the Broncos cheerleaders. Just sayin'...

Red said...

I hear you jester, but I'm betting Tebow would be the more likely giver of that BJ.

Ray, when do you think the NFL will start auctioning off Goodell's ties? Cause I'm all in when that happens.