The City of Minneapolis sent us a notice that our lilacs hung out too far into the alley so Mrs and I hacked the shit out of them yesterday. I think one of the neighbors called because that's what old lady widows do. That and she was pissed that the dogs took a squirt on her crab grass and other assorted weeds. The only thing that kinda chaps my hide is that the City basically gave us 6 days to complete the job. When I used to write shit like this up I gave you 10 days and re-inspected in 2 months and then gave you another couple of weeks.
I'd like to write more but the refrigerator is calling me out like a gunfighter.