New shit has come to light.

The lawnmower is still broken although the crucial gasket has been ordered. The spring on the garage door broke last night. Waiting for garage door guy to call back. I just put in a solid 12 minutes of yard work armed with a pair of pruners and grass clippers. Alas, the garage door called back and will be here at 2ish. Most importantly, I'll be meeting a young man who once demolished 3 dozen Krispy Kreme donuts in like 30 minutes today for lunch. Here comes Tuffy's hurt feelings and now you are up to speed.