Submit a photo to firstname.lastname@example.org and I'll probably post it as the header photo. Don't be a chickenshit your whole life. Stop mumbling and come in out of the shadows. Regular correspondents Ro-Po PW, Johnny Boy, Tuffy and Snakecrotch will all be happy to know that your pay raises were approved by the board.
The Republicans are in and now sanity will be restored he said with a larger than average dose of sarcasm.
In my day I could have made the Man v. Food guy look like he was eating in a dainty fashion.
34 years ago today I had a job interview with the City of Kansas City, MO and I had a problem catching the right bus. I was late but got the job anyway. It was the day after election day and everyone was talking about our new President, Jimmy Carter.