Monday, October 27, 2008

There goes the kicking game

My knee consultant was nice enough to send me a whole bunch of exercise examples so I can strengthen my f-ed up knee and delay the replacement as long as possible. But, being the half-wit that I am I just can't get over grandpa's shag area rug. That kind of movement surely led grandpa to break wind. From this position grandpa may say:

"If we have chicken one more time I'm taking a hostage" or

"Alright already, that house dress makes your ass look fat" or

"Get that GD cat out of here" or ...


bloodline said...

the shag rug blends with the shag haircut

Jim Thill said...

So is the idea to slam your knee in a sliding door?