Monday, October 27, 2008
There goes the kicking game
My knee consultant was nice enough to send me a whole bunch of exercise examples so I can strengthen my f-ed up knee and delay the replacement as long as possible. But, being the half-wit that I am I just can't get over grandpa's shag area rug. That kind of movement surely led grandpa to break wind. From this position grandpa may say:
"If we have chicken one more time I'm taking a hostage" or
"Alright already, that house dress makes your ass look fat" or
"Get that GD cat out of here" or ...