Monday, October 27, 2008

There goes the kicking game


My knee consultant was nice enough to send me a whole bunch of exercise examples so I can strengthen my f-ed up knee and delay the replacement as long as possible. But, being the half-wit that I am I just can't get over grandpa's shag area rug. That kind of movement surely led grandpa to break wind. From this position grandpa may say:

"If we have chicken one more time I'm taking a hostage" or

"Alright already, that house dress makes your ass look fat" or

"Get that GD cat out of here" or ...

2 comments:

bloodline said...

the shag rug blends with the shag haircut

Jim Thill said...

So is the idea to slam your knee in a sliding door?