The ham for Easter is smoked, homeboy.
Mrs and I just finished watching the first season of Dexter. We love it.
Just saw our elderly neighbor getting picked up by Metro Mobility on one of the Assassin's many walks and she said I look thinner. So there.
90 victories wins the American League Central.
Law enforcement agencies in Minnesota are cracking down on 'distracted drivers'. So keep your douchephone well hidden and avoid shaving your legs in the car as well as doing any crafts while driving. If you get caught just tell them that All The Way Ray said it was ok to drive with a blanket over your head.