So, Mrs called in yesterday because she didn't want to go. Good for her. I taught her well.
I watched Adrian Gonzalez take his first round swings in the home run contest and then changed the channel. I guess watching guys hit batting practice home runs just doesn't have the same appeal as it once did.
I like it when I'm the guy who starts the mowing cycle with my neighbors.
I see a lot of roadies on the Greenway on their little bicycles. I know all the fast guys in the state of Minnesota so if I don't recognize you then you're not as fast as you think. Fuck that guy and his "Garage Logic".