Yeah, it's me. Maybe 9 or 10 years old? My head is the same size today but I weigh 200 pounds more.
Miss Debbie didn't sleep worth a shit last night so she elected to sleep an hour and a half past the 4:30 alarm and be driven to work. Who can blame her.
After a mere 200 pulls my lawnmower started and I mowed the lawn. The Assassin watched my every move so I felt completely safe.
Man, it's chili dog time and the buns are fresh. Eat something good for lunch and stop fucking around.