Sunday, May 23, 2010

Why are teenagers such sullen little bastards? I'm not responsible. Is it just Minnesota teenagers? Don't answer that. It was rhetorical.

The puppy eats like a pig. We have some special food coming from Chuck and Dons where the chunks are the size of golf balls. Don't ask how much it costs.

Air conditioning went on today. It will go off in November.

The puppy comes to bed at 4 am most days and starts play biting her momma. The puppy will not get kicked out. The puppy is a made guy.

If I had to do it all over again I would have been a car thief.

Let's Go Hawks!