Tuesday, October 12, 2010

No seriously, is a Mini Cooper what a woman gets when they're headlong into their midlife crisis? I had my midlife crisis when I was 20 and figured out I wouldn't be pitching for the Cubs.

I'm here for you Vikings fans. Come down from that ledge, skippy. The NFC sucks right now including the Super Bowl champs. Eventually, the Vikings will be playing those weak NFC North teams and everything will be ok.

How come those Republicans keep spewing shit that the Stimulus Package failed? I bet those auto workers who kept their jobs would tend to disagree.

I've got a load of towels to wash, lovechunks. Behave yourself.