Ok, that was a solid 37 minutes of yard work. I have an electric leaf blower and I need another 5000 feet of cord. I want to plug it in at my house and blow leaves on Lake Street. I don't want a gasoline blower smart guy. Who suggested that? I'm puttin' Sassy The Assassin on your ass and you'll be sleeping with one eye open.Night came over the city suddenly. Look, I'm a f-ing novelist.
No, I'm pretty sure he's insane.
I'm pretty sure that woman I pissed off when I wouldn't move onto the sidewalk so she could make a right turn will be telling people about it at Thanksgiving. Wound a little tight for Vietnam. Probably wound a little tight for Minneapolis.
