According to Mrs all I do is shovel snow and walk dogs.
I can see you now in your kitchenette motel room. A package of dogs, a package of buns and a small jar of mustard. No wait, the mustard is from fast food restaurants. Your mother would be so proud of you.
Of course the shootings in Arizona are related to political discourse. Blaming those right wing mofos fits neatly into our jumping the gun way of thinking. If you'll notice we're growing more impersonal all the time. What does that have to do with some MF and his Glock in Arizona !?! Sorry, I lost my head momentarily. I'll text you later with an apology l8tr. See how hip I am.
All things considered I'd rather be panhandling on Devon Avenue.
Gotta go shovel.