Monday, January 24, 2011
I rode a bike outside (besides the block I rode Agent Smith's pastel green bike) for the first time since November 19th. No, I don't want my Winter Cyclist's union card back because everybody hates winter cyclists. I rode on bike trails for 3/4 of the grueling 7 miles so as to not cause any undue trauma to the motorists present. Why fuck I even gave some kid a buck near the Lake Street LRT Station when he only asked if I had 50 cents. I told him I hoped he was getting cash together for cigarettes.