Thursday, January 27, 2011
In other news, Sassy has to submit court ordered DNA because our ex-neighbor Louise suspects all the piss spots on the snowbank to belong to Sassy. The house next door has been sold but Louise insists in taking legal action before she clears all her shit out of the house. Which leads us to your dog, sporty. Does he/she have a favorite piss spot? Can they spell out their name with a full bladder? All photos of such activity should be sent immediately to firstname.lastname@example.org.