Mrs is not clamoring to see the new Star Trek I got through Netflix.
I shoveled the end of the alley for the 100th time and I'm a better man for it. Some smart ass biker (The Professor) asked if I was the block captain as he rode by. Maybe I should be the block captain.
That Man v. Food guy has got me jonesing for a huge hamburger.
I'm back on a modified Atkins diet allowing for a nice piece of cake and ice cream for dessert.
The black dog does not care how GD cold it is outside.
Sure I know the guy featured in the article. He's part of the Midtown Coffee Clutch where important shit is talked about every morning. Remember to read the comments. There's never a shortage of slapdicks in today's society.