I have yet to reap the benefits of being an AARP's member.
If you've got a hankerin' for some bad ass samurai sword fighting you better rent 13 Assassins.
A guy who didn't go to high school with me said Good Morning today.
My favorite places to people watch are downtown and the airport. You get your office girls downtown and the airport is always good for husband and wife battles.
Does anybody know if I can make a few bucks from Google Ads on this piece of shit? Listen homeboy, I can always camp outside your f-ing doorstep with a cup and a sign that says: NEED MONEY FOR JERSEYS AND FOUR DOLLAR CUPCAKES.
Honestly, I think a $3.50 cupcake should be large enough to be delivered with heavy equipment.