Flat tire on the Voodoo. I told a bicycle cop at the previously mentioned lovefest that with a flat tire on my bike he could almost catch me. He couldn't. Cyclocross racing really improved my bike handling skills over a variety of terrain.
I hope all Twins fans in Chicago will remember that US Cellular Field is on the South Side and the South Side is no place to fuck around with. It's not like Wrigley Field where some prick from Barrington will threaten to throw his douchephone at you.
So, she didn't expect such a fat ass.