The fact one is wearing a Birchwood cycling cap should not lead you to assume that one is in fact on the team or that given the chance he would have sex with you.
Laundry goes in the washer. Then laundry goes in the dryer. Then we ask Mrs in the evening if she would check on our laundry. 2 out of 3 ain't bad.
Mayor RT Rybak does more woofin' on Twitter when the Twins are winning than when they are losing.
Black dog is lying next to me as I type this shit making me the safest person in the world right now. Let's just call her a Daddy's girl.
Kiah's Facebook page was suspended yesterday. Maggie the bad ass will haunt those college peckerhead's dreams the rest of their lives.