First day of school in Hennepin County? I'm sorry that summer went so fast for you kids he said with a huge dose of sarcasm. Are you afraid your kids may be skipping school. For a nominal fee you can have Truant Officer Scanny track them down and scare the B-Jesus out of them.
You bet your fat ass that's a Speed-dick jersey on my lawn jockey.
You've been a little slow with the sign-up sheet to piss on my grave. So far only the black kid from Birchwood is the only person to sign.