Tuesday, May 3, 2011

I'm a jersey collector, you stupid motherfucker! That little smirk of yours makes me want to gouge your fucking eye out!

I'm sure my psychiatrist Dr Varma would be proud that I don't actually resort to violence.

Mrs called in sick today. I walked the dogs at 6 am and returned to bed to sleep until 9:30.

I dreamt about an alien invasion the other night and it was swift and brutal but no anal probes. Sorry.

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