Just come out and say it. You're jealous about the nap. Truth be told, I've only taken about 5 naps in the 2 years I've been off.
I too am usually pissed off at Rosenberg and his absurd line of bullshit. FU and your instant gravy mix.
It will always be PC to hate on senior citizens, fat people, bicyclists and government workers.
You know why the yuppies line up out the door on Saturday and Sunday at Baker's Wife Pastry Shop? Because Gary the baker knows the value of using LARD. Listen sporty, my mother went through the whole lower sugar, no shortening or butter phase of baking when my step-father had heart problems and the pie crust was harder than a MF. LARD BABY LARD!