Tuesday, September 7, 2010

I told you not to blink and you didn't listen. It's Tuesday but it's going to seem like Monday and the rest of the week will seem like 6 days instead of 4. Don't worry darling, I'll be here to gently guide you through the pitfalls of your current employment dilemma. I'm so removed from the Matrix I can barely remember what it was like. Kinda like Don Cheadle as an undercover drug dealer in Brooklyn's Finest. Come back later and I might maybe possibly have some words of encouragement for you. Do me a favor today. When co-workers ask if you did anything big Labor Day weekend just tell them that not having to go to work was the very best part of the weekend unless you spent 90 bucks to go to a Twins game.