It was much too nice to go outside yesterday so I watched football and baseball.
Scanny's grandma died last week. He and his girlfriend have a stormy relationship at best. I asked him 'how's your ball and chain?' He told me 'she knows not to fuck with me at a time like this'. I want that on a tee shirt.
So Chelsea Handler is one of those non-celebrity celebrities?
Sassy chewed up my Lady Gaga eight track tape.
The only good roadies are the ones you know.
I feel the worst on 9/11 for the families of the poor schmucks who went into the Matrix that day and never came home.
I know I know, you got into a pose down with some jerk at REI and lost track of time. For the next 24 hours you're a douche and then it's over. I still love you like a brother.
Redskins slacks were quite dandy last night. Thanks for noticing.