One of the best things about life is that you can't go back to when you were younger and you have to become older to appreciate your youth.
My stepfather Gene could be a nucklehead but I did learn a lot about life from him.
My last big Saint Patrick's Day drunk was 6 years ago today. I guess when you have a drink in your hand from 9 am to 11 pm that constitutes putting a shift in.
Yesterday was one of the all-time refreeze days as far as riding a bike is concerned. At least to me.
Free bus service today makes me want to ride all day but I can't because the college basketball tournament starts today.
So, many of you can't access Twatter or Facebook from your work computer because the assholes in HR have had the geeks in IT block it. But and there's always a big butt, you can put out pearls of wisdom on you're douchephones. Just fucking wonderful.
When I want to feel wholesome and like an All American Boy instead of the rotten fucking cocksucker that I am I go here.